Okay, listen up
The solution to your problem is The Bloodmaster
You say, "No, a horror movie isn't where you have your first kiss"

KENDRA, spoken
The Bloodmaster?

EVAN
Hear me out, there’s a few little things I wanna mention
First, it's dark, and it's scary so you’ll wanna hug tight
There are folks all around but they're not paying attention

'Cause some wacko with an axe is hacking everyone in sight
So when you're in the market
For a thing that makes your heart pump the blood faster
I suggest The Bloodmaster
Friday night!

BRETT, spoken
Friday night? This is awesome!
What do you think, Kendra?

KENDRA, spoken
Um—

LUCY
Hold up, hold up
Let me tell you where it's at
Kendra's mom'll never let her see a movie like that
And if she doesn't go then I guess they can’t do it

KENDRA, spoken
Yeah, I guess she’s kinda right

EVAN
Nothing to it, here's the deal
Kendra never tells her mom that she’s going to The Bloodmaster

KENDRA, spoken
What do I say?

EVAN
'Cause for real, she'll be heading home with Lucy after school that day

KENDRA, spoken
Sleepover! Yay!

EVAN
At 6:45, Kendra Zooms with her mother
And she asks if it's okay to hang with Lucy all night
And at 7:05, Cassie’s mom picks you up
'Cause everyone says Cassie's mom is cool

CASSIE
That's right!

EVAN
And at 7:22, like a blizzard that's predicted by a forecaster

ENSEMBLE
Shoop shoop

EVAN
You drop into The Bloodmaster
Friday ni—

LUCY
Hold up, hold up
I don't know what you mean
'Cause they won't let us in until we're seventeen
So hold the applause and can the confetti

EVAN
I'm on it already
There's another movie playing
At the theater where we're gonna see The Bloodmaster

ENSEMBLE
The Bloodmaster

EVAN
So we just buy tickets to the little kiddie movie instead

ENSEMBLE
Shoop shoop, shoop shoop, shoop shoop

LUCY
Good luck, there's a manager who doesn't miss a trick

EVAN
It's not a problem if we all get the moves just right
I'll create a distraction with the guy who's taking tickets

BRETT
And we duck into the theater while you block us from sight

EVAN
And then we're in
Kendra gets to be the queen, Brett gets to be the stud master!

BRETT & KENDRA
We're going to The Bloodmaster

EVAN
Friday night!

ENSEMBLE
We're going to The Bloodmaster
We're going to The Bloodmaster
This Friday night!