What is a man when he gives up his soul
When his brains are in chains, and his heart has lost control? (Tell me more)
How does a man who can see behind his head
Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes?
What is a man when he turns on his friends?
We've been tossed, hmm, now we're lost
Just a wig full of split ends (now, that's the truth)
How do we make our hero wide awake
So that he can realize?
That girl is bad, bad news, bad news
Nothing but tears, nothing but trouble, nothing but stress
Yes, she is bad, bad news, bad news (bad news)
Our buddy Brett is gonna regret that he ever said yes
The girl may be hot, but all that he's got is bad, bad news
That girl is bad, bad news, bad news (very bad news)
It's an invasion, it's like a war, or a zombie attack
Whack! Goes the bad, bad news, bad news (Très bad!)
We've been abandoned, left in the sand and we need him back
They're kissing, they're dating
It's so nauseating, it's bad, bad news
Every minute we wait is an hour too late
He has got to be freed from her spell
Why would our friend prefer to be hanging with her?
Are we mean? Are we rude? Do we smell?
He's a mess on the field, so our fate has been sealed
Now it's time for our team to rebel
His hormones have made him a fool and a clown
If we don't solve it soon, then we're all going down
The longer it goes, the worse it'll get
So somebody's gotta tell Brett
Yeah
That girl is bad, bad news, bad news (she's so bad, yeah)
She took our pal, she took our leader, and led him astray
Hey, hey, she's totally bad, bad news, bad news (bad news!)
Listen up, Brett, you're not ruined yet, we'll show you the way
Get away from that noise, and come back to your boys
Even though she has excellent shoes
She's bad, bad, bad, bad
Bad, bad, bad, bad news!
Bad news!